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When a plumper version of Rosie O’Donnell with greasy hair, and a face full of acne won't stop stalking you, even smoke breaks have to go.
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
The classes are easier and the parties fewer and farther between. Time to take advantage of fewer cock-blockers and hardly any police.
A massive growth known as a pilonidal cyst terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.
A massive growth known as a pilonidal cyst terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.
Everyone loves money, but nobody knows what it is. Is it a food? Is it a drink? If so, is it coffee? Here's some of what you need to know.
Are you the father of those kids, or is Maury Povich sticking a needle in an eight-legged freak off camera? The answer will shock you!
Listen up, ass, you've had your way for way too long. From now on, you will no longer be wiped clean until these demands are met.
As you reach the drunken
Our kids keep getting dumber while the war keeps getting longer. And not even the smartest bomb can compensate for the dumbest kid.
Recently, rapper Snoop Dogg went to a place he rarely goes. No, it wasn’t Notsmokingpotland. It was his grandma’s house.
Hope you saved your receipt, 'cause chances are the gift you got that special someone isn't sending the right message. (Hint: I love you.)