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Women beware, I have no time for a relationship or feelings other than the throes of orgasm. Sorry, but you're not cutting the mustard.
You thought going to a party school would elevate your social status. Turns out it only made you geekier by comparison.
Assuming you already have a bed and a desk, here are the next most important things you'll need in your two-person college jail cell.
A last name is forever. Unfortunately, if your last name involves any reference to pop culture, so are the repetitive, annoying jokes.
If you're an amateur dresser, chances are the fashion elitists, also known as your friends, are breathing down your shirt.
When girls in tunics and capelettes are hooking up with guys in pink popped-collar polos and rainbow attire, it's time to call the fashion police.
Piecing together the events of a blackout drunk night is no small task. But knowing the right questions to ask is essential in memory recovery.
Dealing with cops wouldn't be so hard if you weren't actually guilty of a crime. That's why there are guides like this for drunken negotiation.
Congratulations, you're just five steps away from making everyone on campus feel strangely confused and uncomfortable in your presence!
Some things never change, including the hot girl and beer poster covered filthy off-campus apartment most guys call home.
College kids are ruthless, lazy, and resourceful. Watch out adults of America, they might be coming after you.
Look! Up at the big screen! It's a comedy, it's a drama, it's a tragedy...no wait, it's a comdragedy aimed at every single demographic possible!