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A girl who likes sports is like buying a fully loaded car. But if you're buying a Geo Metro, it's still a Geo Metro and you're still pretty freakin' lame.
I'm pretty sure Jesus was the guy going, 'My birthday, we're doin' it up Vegas style!' and everyone was thinking, 'Yeah, probably not, asshole.
What possessed me to dye my hair purple, I cannot say. It all started with DIY hair bleach and three bottles of Gentian Violet. And it got worse from there.
Since you can't trust Toys for Tots with your donation, here are five new charities I'd like to see, including Drink for Prostate Cancer and Fantasy Adoption.
Now that we have birth control, the whole 'saving yourself til marriage' thing is completely out of touch. Sorry, Christians, we're having all kinds of sex.
Here are ten films that came up short at the Academy, with new Oscar-winning finales containing just the right amount of bite to make us feel whole.
From the moment he screamed, 'Hey redhead! What's yo name, redhead?!' I knew it was fate. So here you are, asshole, all the reasons you're not attractive.
On Halloween, the shame of the walk becomes exponentially more soul crushing for girls. It's like a whore parade down main street.
To celebrate Halloween, PIC writers Andrei Trostel and Gavin Pitt have collaborated to bring you the top 5 sexiest male and female vampires, with pics and video!
I eat my Pringles with a fork, …I don't know why I do it. The crisp is broken straight away, The fork just goes right through it.
The wingman's sworn duty and sole purpose is to get his buddy laid that night. It is the retched and thankless job, but one that must be done.
While internet dating is fundamentally pathetic and wrong, it is becoming a great way to meet like-minded losers who fear a lonely death as much as you.