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If you need more reasoning in your arguments for drinking, it's time you went to law school, where brains and brews meet a la Good Will Hunting.
The Dean of Students would like you to know that you've wasted your time completing utterly useless majors. Sorry, and good luck in life.
A simple guide to increasing your online vitality by sprucing up your away messages. You AIM lover, you.
Every day is a new adventure in the life of a telephone operator for the university's main phone line. From crazy parents to coddled students.
There will never be a such thing as a flawless buddy. But twenty extra rules couldn't hurt. In fact, we're sure you need to follow them.
Proponents of intelligent design argue against evolution in favor of a superior being theory. Too bad God agrees with Charles Darwin.
Fat, annoying coworkers are a lot like pieces of candy. All it takes is one... okay one more. Mmm, I'm just going to take the whole dish.
Imagine getting paid six figures for doing one intense leg motion a few times a week. Your one job is to kick. You are an NFL punter.
Good thing you can't hate what doesn't exist, or your roommate would be in a lot of trouble for things like masturbating to photos of your family.
Summer is like Heaven: everyone's got a different idea of what it will be like. Let the PIC staff entrance you with visions of paradise.
A step-by-step guide to winning arguments with women - including cheap shots and techniques to break down your girlfriend.
No matter who did the breaking up, it's only natural to want to prove to your ex-girlfriend that you've moved on to skinnier and prettier things.