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To me, Applebee’s represents the muddling down of all cultures, to create meals that cater to everyone, and in doing so satisfy no one.
To put it mildly, Sarah Palin makes me want to lay pipe in Alaska. And if she's not up for getting freaky the Washington way, let’s hope her pregnant daughter is.
There’s a lot of things going on in the gym. It can be a confusing place, especially for fucking idiots. For example, taking a leak in the shower is OK; jacking off in there is NOT.
Cringe your face, roll your eyes and squirm in your seat to poems like "The Vomit Look," "Erection at a Funeral" and "Sorry I’m Late, There was Heavy Sex Traffic."
I’ve gotten a bad rap for what I’ve said about rabbits, but it was completely misconstrued. In fact, some of my best friends are even rabbits.
Sophomore Lance Williams, widely considered beer pong’s top prospect, inked a three-year, $12 million deal with campus fraternity Omega Tau Beta..
Relieve overburdened employees and join the growing volunteer program at grocery stores everywhere: the self-checkout line!
Is it possible to rock a hooker’s world? Could I get a hooker to pay me? Only way to find out is to put my penis to work in one.
The American Dream isn't as far off as you think. Just stick to slothfulness and the unearned judgment of others - that’s our generation’s legacy.
In college, inner beauty clearly has as much use as a book on how to read, at least as far as getting laid goes. Enter the slut theory.
Sometimes you just feel the need to punch somebody. And if you follow that impulse, there's a job that let's you live your fantasy: grab a clipboard and become a bouncer.
The substitute teacher is in the room and he's brought the Thought Police with him. Disobedience will not be tolerated. Dissent will not be heard.