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Ever since I started teaching English, I've been struggling to find ways to get my students more excited about the English language.
There are some things for which texting is great, like confirming things, a goodnight after a goodbye, or reconfirming things. Then there are the following dangerous pitfalls.
Your jackass fraternity brothers are in trouble. Zombies are attacking left and right, and they're too stoned or self-involved to make decisions or care about pledges dying.
I've worked at Starbucks now for the better part of four years, and over these years, I've developed what I call Starbucks ESP, which allows me to predict your order just by looking at you.
The best thing a college student can look forward to when going home is toilet paper. TP even beats the powerful water pressure of your own shower.
Real men crap, scratch their balls, belch, and punch things when they get angry. They also fix things, and try to be environmentally friendly, by hardly ever doing a wash.
Dear Call of Duty: Black Ops, I have taken this precious time away from PwNz0R1ng N3Wb5 to write these words in the hopes of conveying my enormous appreciation for everything you represent.
Yes, even women, the most complex living thing in the universe, can be summed up with an A+B combo. Well, the code is longer than that, but you have to learn how to unlock it first.
I feel the need to dispel the misconceptions about the theme of what was once my favorite John Denver song and currently the state that I call home. Please enjoy a basic history of the great state of West Virginia.
No physical pain or psychological embarrassment can compare to the discomfort and agony caused by watching the worst movie ever made, in my personal pseudo-Hell.
If you're using a Trojan Fire & Ice chemically-enhanced condom without knowing it, like I was, the ensuing sex can be one of the most horrifying experiences of your life.
Greetings and hello. My name is Drek Z but my friends call me... Kain. I am a recently single, strapping young man, aged 48, and I am currently looking for a girlfriend. Perhaps you like?