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What I love about education is that it provides the unique opportunity to do my homework instead of having to consider any future plans.
The food that Goop gave us is almost gone, but we’re not too worried since most of us had planned to reset with cleansing fasts upon our return home.
Our company is multi-faceted, which means we do a multitude of different things. We don’t just have one facet, like other low-achieving companies.
My business cards are written on giant chalkboards with a topical joke that changes when I feel like it, and I send all receipts to your email.
People ask why I need the world’s most powerful artificial intelligence to manufacture a simple product. Obviously, those people aren’t businessmen.
I first had to ask for money after I blew most of our family’s inheritance on boat trips with Kylie Jenner’s second cousin.
Look at my new MacBook Pro, which was purchased with the Bloombucks Mike sends me simply for writing stuff like “Mike knows how to get things done.”
Well, there was a court in my future, just not the one I had in mind.
Try investing some of your funds in a planet that isn’t being pushed to the brink of environmental catastrophe.
Note my proper use of “whom.” “Whom” is also my safe word.
Bring your Introvert upwards of 50 books per week, as It will devour them. Often, this species builds small huts or thrones with these books.
He's targeting young people voting in their first elections, but we have to convince him that “Virgin Voters for Biden” is not how we want to brand.