Sexual Tension and Insult Chat Room

Voyeur IM >> 6-1-06

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youwisch : there is way too much testosterone in this room
MassUprising: ali here wants to have sex with me
MyCoo62: o yea?
courtjester5000: and mike wants my asshole
MyCoo62: ali is this true?
MassUprising: and i'm calling a joint conference
MyCoo62: *nice n tight*
courtjester5000: *just right, all night*
MassUprising: meaning, we'll all get high and fuck her
MassUprising: that way, she'll shut up
MyCoo62: jesus
courtjester5000: ahahahha
youwisch : fuck you
courtjester5000: wow
MyCoo62: nice
youwisch: and no, i don't want to have sex with nick
MassUprising: hahahahaha
MyCoo62: *calls ear*
MyCoo62: what not?
courtjester5000: nick's ego cant help it
MassUprising: sorry, she wants to "make love"
courtjester5000: gotta put the penis out there ya know
MyCoo62: thats cute
MyCoo62: court, wanna join?
youwisch : like i said before, i have standards
courtjester5000: *wants to reuse a joke*
MyCoo62: *go ahead*
MassUprising: *grants reuse permission*
courtjester5000: standard and poors
youwisch: ugh you guys and your * *
MyCoo62: *doesnt understand*
courtjester5000: ali, dont you like stars
youwisch : i never knew stars until you court
courtjester5000: thats all i see when i think of you too!
MassUprising: ali, standards are for nuns and toy companies
MyCoo62: ali's standards are 4 solid inches of meat
youwisch: 4+
MyCoo62: so court, youre the only one that doesnt measure up
MyCoo62: pun intended
courtjester5000: *exits room*
youwisch : * *
MassUprising: i'm glad that dickhead is gone
MassUprising: jesus christ
MyCoo62: yea me too
MassUprising: i'm fine tuned for puns
courtjester5000: *hates that about you*
MyCoo62: *had a dream about court last night*
MassUprising: *hates it about me too*
courtjester5000: *was there too*
youwisch: *creepy*
MassUprising: *come to think of it, hates everything about me*
youwisch: i'm not funny am i
MassUprising: no, but you try
MyCoo62: lookin!
MassUprising: girls...sadly..just aren't funny
courtjester5000: girls are born for cookin n cleanin
MassUprising: i mean, they're funny when they're hit in the face with a brick
courtjester5000: and columns.
MyCoo62: i wouldnt be funny if i bled all the time
MassUprising: and conceiving
courtjester5000: and cocks.
MyCoo62: id be down right pissed off
youwisch : i think you all need to get laid
MassUprising: and claundry
courtjester5000: *just took off condom*
MassUprising: *just washed his mouth out*
MyCoo62: *farts*
courtjester5000: *left that one wide open*
MyCoo62: *condom comes out*
youwisch : *officially disgusted*
MyCoo62: geh-ross
MassUprising: *curses the asterisk*
MyCoo62: *praises it*
courtjester5000: ignores it
MyCoo62: *develops from asterick sect*
courtjester5000: *jay kay*
youwisch : oh snap
MyCoo62: what
MyCoo62: nvm
courtjester5000: whoa
MassUprising: Jen: hey babe
courtjester5000: you just killed the asterik
MassUprising: looks like i'm gettin laid tonight
MyCoo62: god i know
MyCoo62: courtjester5000: hey babe
MyCoo62: me too
courtjester5000: a;seuitga;lsgkjasdghasdhasr
youwisch : hahaha
MyCoo62: shit, sorry court
MassUprising: hahaha
MassUprising: aw, we're not laughing at court
courtjester5000: you fucking BETRAY MY TRUST?!?!
MyCoo62: hahaha
courtjester5000: see if i ever give you my asshole again
MyCoo62: im just so proud
courtjester5000: remember the word:
courtjester5000: BOOF?
youwisch: there is too much sexual tension in this room
youwisch: i still use that word
MassUprising: yes i know the word boof
courtjester5000: NO WAY!!
youwisch : yeah way
courtjester5000: i havent heard it in SO LONG
youwisch: did you boof him?
courtjester5000: im dying for a boof
courtjester5000: no homo
MyCoo62: wtf
youwisch: its a common saying in my household
courtjester5000: a;sldigha;lwejkgasdg
MyCoo62: not suprised
youwisch: did you two boof?
MyCoo62: sorta
MyCoo62 : he just lets me put the tip in
courtjester5000: we used it so much in middle school
courtjester5000: there was this one kid
courtjester5000: his nickname was "boofer"
youwisch : how much were you boofing in middle school
youwisch : court
courtjester5000: to this day, i still dont know his real name
courtjester5000: all the time
courtjester5000: over-boofed
youwisch : i'm impressed
MyCoo62: watch that be his real name
youwisch: ha
courtjester5000: ahahah
courtjester5000: he changed cuz he liked it
MyCoo62: ill change because i like you
MyCoo62: :-*
courtjester5000: if i had a nickel for every time you've said that
courtjester5000: id have A LOT OF CHANGE
youwisch : nick said he wouldn't change for me
MassUprising: i'd never change for a bitch
MyCoo62: ali do u really want nick?
courtjester5000: *moment of truth*
MyCoo62: *shoves popcorn in mouth*
courtjester5000: *tumbleweed*
MassUprising: *cums*
MyCoo62: *court and me giggle in anticipation*
MassUprising: that was nice ali
courtjester5000: *smoking guns linger in the air*
MassUprising: i guess you have your answer
youwisch : i got distracted
MyCoo62: *court falls over, gasping for air*
MassUprising: hard to stay focused with a niner in your mouth
MyCoo62: damnnnnn
courtjester5000: yikes
MyCoo62: you got served
youwisch : i'm too vulnerable for this shit
youwisch : and no i don't want nick
courtjester5000: *fragile: this side down*
MassUprising: alas
MassUprising: the nature of desire
MyCoo62: who do u want?
MassUprising: you can't desire anything that fucks you nightly
youwisch: someone else
courtjester5000: who here has ever used a dildo, raise your hand
MyCoo62: . . .
courtjester5000: *two hands go up*
MyCoo62: *hands and feet in air*
youwisch : court i think you only needed to raise one
MassUprising: i've used a dildo to plug some kid's exhaust pipe up
MyCoo62: ugh, you put a dildo in ali's asshole?
MyCoo62: sick.
youwisch: and by kid you mean your homosexual love, and by exhaust pipe you mean asshole?
MyCoo62: not quick enough....
courtjester5000: i think he meant literally
courtjester5000: i mean, exhaust pipe being asshole
MyCoo62: good deduction
courtjester5000: naturally.
youwisch : right
MassUprising: 4.8
MassUprising: 4.9
MassUprising: 5.1
MyCoo62: raise your hand if you hate court
MassUprising: 4.6
MyCoo62: *raises hand*
courtjester5000: *masturbates furiously*
MassUprising: i got a ticket once...put the cop didn't show up
MassUprising: but*
courtjester5000: me too
MassUprising: so, i'm sort of neutral about court
courtjester5000: 95 in a 55
MyCoo62: hahahah
youwisch: i got a dui once, the cop did show up
courtjester5000: thank god for bjs
MyCoo62: i was going 19 over and had an ounce of weed stuffed between my asscheeks
youwisch: too descriptive but thanks
courtjester5000: thank god for anal penetration
MyCoo62: i mean, it tasted fine
courtjester5000: thin membranes in there
MyCoo62: yea that feels great...
courtjester5000: quick absorption
courtjester5000: its kind of a gay high though
MyCoo62: just like ali's tampons
MassUprising: ali doesn't need tampons
MassUprising: we've already established she doesn't have a vagina
MyCoo62: is this true?
courtjester5000: *checks anti-chuck norris facts*
youwisch: no i don't have a vagina
youwisch: i'm actually a man
youwisch: the pictures, everything is a front
MyCoo62: yikes
courtjester5000: everything but the back
courtjester5000: *hairy ass*
MyCoo62: hahahhahahaha
MyCoo62: that was good
MyCoo62: *likes court more than a friend*
MassUprising: well you'd think you'd be funnier
MassUprising: if that were the case
MassUprising: jay kay :)
MassUprising: *gives ali a flower*
MyCoo62: *gives court a flower*
youwisch : *forgives nick for everything he's ever done to her*
courtjester5000: *deflowers you all*

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