Congratulations, of all 32 NFL teams, you decided to cheer for the Oakland Raiders! As a long-time Raiders fan, I've created this guide to help accelerate your assimilation into the Raider Nation.
<p> <img src="/files/u46/gay_bjj.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="400" height="320" /></p><p>Ultimate Fighting is probably one of my favorite sports with my least favorite fans. So I watch matches by myself. And if you've read half of one of My Organs pieces, you know I talk to myself all the time. </p>
Imagine how stupid you would look if you fell on the ground flailing and crying, accusing a guy 20 meters away from you of foul play. The same goes for sex.
<p><img src="http://www.pointsincase.com/files/u2/sidney-crosby-show.jpg" alt="How'd he get my physique?" width="275" height="403" /></p><p>(Got your attention? Good.)</p>
<div ><p >Washington Wizard guards Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton recently got into a small disagreement over Arenas owing Crittenton $25,000 in gambling debt, an argument that ended in the teammates <a href="http://deadspin.com/5438384/gilbert-arenas-and-teammate-in-gun-standoff-update?skyline=true&s=x">pulling fucking guns on each other in the Wizards locker room</a>.
How do I know there's a God? Because a sex tape video of Erin Andrews' naked body in a hotel room leaked onto the internet and I have the link to it, that's how.
All nations, with the possible exception of Switzerland, can lay claim to some retardedly dangerous activity. Here's a look at 4 of the most ridiculous ones.
If EA Sports continues making new football video games as hard as this one, you're gonna have to put your fingers through spring training.
ESPN used to be the champion of balanced sports coverage. Ahh, there's nothing sadder than watching an old competitor let himself go.
A rundown on TO hype, a new kind of halftime disaster, the potential for rioting, and a lop-sided victory already in the works.