Dad’s Work from Home Automatic Email Responses
I am unable to respond at this time, as I'm walking around the house looking for construction opportunities.
I am unable to respond at this time, as I'm walking around the house looking for construction opportunities.
Hi, acquaintance from college! Last time I heard from you was in a gun control debate on my Facebook page!
Phone ringer volume must be all the way down, so no one is distracted by a late call from Justin H. Each of us must be into our third Moscow Mule.
“You have the right to remain sexy, no matter how indeterminately older you are than your circle of close friends.” It’s just a number, people!
Or the time that he got the whole school to chant "Mr. O’Brien is a virgin" when I was doing announcements during the assembly?
We have been keeping your loan “sheltered in place” so that it grows at its 12% compounded rate.
In these unprecedented times, / In these, let’s be real, horrifying times, / In these gay Oklahoman tiger overlord TV star times,
You’re that fired up about Gabe’s oatmeal raisin cookies in the break room? You’re not fooling anybody that you “dream about those bad boys!”
We are adjusting our policy of requiring sick employees to come into work so we can laugh at them for being frail and weak.
Friendly reminder that client bathroom is for clients only / Executive you’ve never met leaving company / Routine system maintenance this weekend
What I love about education is that it provides the unique opportunity to do my homework instead of having to consider any future plans.
Gather your family and friends in a Wi-Fi-less underground shelter and give them an envelope disclosing which part of the Andes you’ll be hiding in.