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Kyle: I mean you guys act like all I do is make Maddy pay for my food and booze and I don't contribute anything to the relationship. Do you know how hard it is to have sex 4 times a day? I mean all she has to do is lay there.
Patrick: Yeah that's true. Being on top can be exhausting.
Kyle: Well, actually, she's normally on top. So I just have to lay there. But I mean, I contribute. I've got to provide the big dick.
-Kyle, on the reasons why Maddy shouldn't dump him
Jessica (as they ride over train tracks): I've never ridden on a train before.
Jordan: Me either.
Jessica: Let's take a trip somewhere.
Jordan: Oh, let's go to California!
Jessica: I would rather fly to California.
Jordan: It's like an airplane, but train version!
-Getting a little off-track