College Quotes
Henri: Does she go to school in Pomona?
Eric Does she suck a mule under Corona?
Henri: What?
Eric: What?
-Two deafs don't make a right
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About Tatyana Bychovskaya
Hometown
Akron, Ohio
School
Chicago State University
At a Glance
It is extremely glamorous being of Russian descent and all. Ironically, I am quite Jewish. To my parents' dismay, I BELIEVE IN JESUS! Blasphemy. I just figure, if you're gonna go with the whole crackpot "Jewish" program, you may as well go all the way. It's like eating a salad and leaving out the lettuce.
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Leave Your Pussy Behind
"If you go, leave your pussy in the mailbox...but wash it first. And vacuum the house...wait, leave the key too. But vacuum the house still. And if you're feeling generous, leave a tittie in the mailbox too...may as well leave both. You're not gonna walk around with one tittie...that's just look ridiculous. Know what? Fuck it. Just leave the pussy and the key. I'll vacuum later. Just get the FUCK out... But seriously though, wash it."
-Ryan, on things better left to the imagination
