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I'm out like Christopher Reeve in a game of Twister.
I'm out this bitch like a bloody tampon.
I'm out like your ass in public.
I'm out like a porch light in the ghetto.
I'm out like Christopher Reeve in a decathlon.
I'm out like an epileptic in a calligraphy contest.
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I'm out like THE SEVENTH SENSE, COMING APRIL 28TH. In a world where
nothing is certain, only Haley Joel Osment sees exactly WHO'S READING
OTHER PEOPLE'S AWAY MESSAGES. (This away message is rated PG-13 for
bold
assumptions.)
I'm out like me. (I was the fat kid in dodgeball.)
I'm out like a light bulb...I'll shine again later.
I'm out like %n on "the loop." Get it?! Of
course you don't.
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Sorry, I'm out like Jared Fogle stealing second base...WITH A WOMAN.
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flashlight tag.
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Planned Parenthood.
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two-piece.
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cop convention.
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in an ass kickin' contest.
I'm out like Sammy Sosa on a
bat-breaker.
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