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"A holiday is an occasion where everyone you have ever known and loved ridicules you for being a failure, you occasionally cry uncontrollably, and sometimes those who ridicule eat your food, justified by the fact that you are STILL a failure."
-Henri, on no room for celebration
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About Martin Stanley
Hometown
Fayetteville, GA
School
Kennesaw State University
At a Glance
I spent 4 years in the Marine Corp and am now back in college, kinda. I'm on the 12-year program, I like to take my time with these things. Fuck it, my wife has a Master's so I'll just buy her Bachelor's since she's done with it.
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Five Ways to Mess with Your Friends on Facebook, Part II
A little identity theft and "yo grandmomma" jokes never hurt anyone.
In Part I of messing with your friends on Facebook, I said that a true Facebook friend is a friend no matter what. Well, that must be the case, because my friends Randy Hardin and Ashley Banks-Jones haven't defriended me yet. So I figured it was about time to make them suffer another round of insults and embarrassment. Here we go...
1. Call out a friend's embarrassing nickname.
Yeah, he got that name when we were roommates. One night he picked up a Thai hooker.
2. Kill the mood between a happy couple.
3. Change your name and picture to match a friend's...
...and then post obnoxious updates for mutual friends and co-workers to see.
4. Give a friend the virtual middle finger.
Dude, seriously, fuck you! I'm done with your bullshit, man. What the fuck is your problem bro?
5. Use Farmville as a trite apology tool.
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I know this word gets thrown around a lot in a trite bullshit kind of way, but that was truly EPIC.
"...and I want to come at you like a fucking orangutang going through heroin withdrawal."
HAHA!
Nice!
I eagerly await part III Martin.
i actually laughed out loud for #3 and 4. pretty rare on this site, keep up the good work
One word, EPIC!
Part 1 & 2 - pure genius, I stand with my IPhone 3GS 16 gig in my hand and give you a standing ovation!
Can you give a standing ovation while you're already standing Jac?
fucking hilarious i been trying to get back at my asswhole friends on facebook good shit
Some of these must be pretty old. FB confirms all name changes so adding "ColeEatsDick" as a middle name prob doesn't get passed anymore. Also, imitating another person by changing your name to theirs can get your account deleted and again, they confirm your name changes.
Maybe some new stuff in the next post?
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