In Part I of messing with your friends on Facebook, I said that a true Facebook friend is a friend no matter what. Well, that must be the case, because my friends Randy Hardin and Ashley Banks-Jones haven't defriended me yet. So I figured it was about time to make them suffer another round of insults and embarrassment. Here we go…
1. Call out a friend's embarrassing nickname.
Yeah, he got that name when we were roommates. One night he picked up a Thai hooker.
2. Kill the mood between a happy couple.
3. Change your name and picture to match a friend's…
…and then post obnoxious updates for mutual friends and co-workers to see.
4. Give a friend the virtual middle finger.
Dude, seriously, fuck you! I'm done with your bullshit, man. What the fuck is your problem bro?
5. Use Farmville as a trite apology tool.