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Joe: This is terrible! There's a tiny letter J in my anus!
Rob: That is bad! The only letters that should be up there are a series of O's.
-After Joe got a coat hanger up his ass
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My AIM screen name is "courtjester5000". Feel free to IM me when you're bored online, so I may help and entertain you with funny conversations.
I enjoy chats and AIM conversations with cyber space people of all shapes and sizes, but some races and religions more than others.
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Discovery Channel Buddy
Act 1, Scene 1: "Don't Look Now!"
(PG-13, 56 lines)
Picture yourself on the verge of discovery...waiting for your chance to take a co-starring role in a wildlife documentary IM. Only you never knew you were in it. Welcome to Discovery Channel IM: where real people accidentally become stars and never get paid.
MJluv2cheer: hey
courtjester5000: Discovery Channel IM, quiet on the set!
courtjester5000: "Don't Look Now!" TAKE 1!
courtjester5000: Annnnnnnd.....ACTION!
courtjester5000: Hello.
MJluv2cheer: ??
MJluv2cheer: whats up
courtjester5000: Masturbating.
MJluv2cheer: okay....
courtjester5000: Can it wait?
MJluv2cheer: sure---
courtjester5000: Okay done.
courtjester5000: So what else is up?
MJluv2cheer: u must be ugly
courtjester5000: Horribly.
MJluv2cheer: what do u look like then?
courtjester5000: Ever watched the Discovery Channel?
MJluv2cheer: yes
courtjester5000: Picture the ugliest animal you've ever seen...
MJluv2cheer: and that's u?
courtjester5000: Then multiply that by several child birth defects...
MJluv2cheer: okay
MJluv2cheer: do u have a girlfriend?
courtjester5000: Stay with me...
MJluv2cheer: ok
courtjester5000: Then add an additional ear...
MJluv2cheer: ok
MJluv2cheer: and more eyes?
courtjester5000: Are you spying on me?!
MJluv2cheer: yes
MJluv2cheer: lol
MJluv2cheer: no
MJluv2cheer: do you want me to spy on you?
courtjester5000: Yes.
MJluv2cheer: oh, so you'd like that?
courtjester5000: I would feel as if you were National Geographic, filming me at peace and carrying on normal societal-outcast functions in
the wild. Except I would perform a private Pay Per Discovery Channel show for you because I am accustomed to shining in the awkward spotlight of others.
MJluv2cheer: so how old are you?
MJluv2cheer: whats your name
MJluv2cheer: ?
MJluv2cheer: hey guy
MJluv2cheer: whats your name?
MJluv2cheer: how old are you??
MJluv2cheer: what your name
MJluv2cheer: how old are you???
MJluv2cheer: whats your name
MJluv2cheer: hey boy
MJluv2cheer: fucker
courtjester5000: Lions and tigers and bears: oh my!
courtjester5000: Annnnnnnd.....CUT!
courtjester5000: Annnnnnnd.....PASTE!
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