MySpace Profile Translator: 16-20 Year Old Girls
After browsing thousands of profiles, a pattern has finally been revealed: Girls have the stupidest MySpace profiles ever.
Tag: Women
Hook-Up Translation Guide for Girls
Guys say a lot of things they don't exactly mean. Girls, read this and save yourself the trouble of deciphering his most common bullshit lines.
The Crazy Chick Sex Gauge
How to tell if a girl is not as insane as just about every girl you meet. Plus, the craziness level versus how good the sex is.
Queefing on Command
The ability to queef on command isn’t something you’re born with. It’s a skill, mastered only through years of dedication and vaginal exercise.
The Worst Sexual Encounter in My Fucking Life
A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.
A Guide to Getting Girls to Kiss… EACH OTHER!
Seven steps to turn a regular party into a straight female slobberfest, including the sure-fire technique for inducing repeat girl-on-girl kissing.
Why Erections are Harder to Deal With Than Periods
You pick the less desirable scenario: completely unexpected, highly-visible hard-ons; or totally controllable, scheduled leakage?
The Art of Seduction
Matters of the heart may seem abstract, but with the right enthusiasm and passion, you'll be meeting your GOALs (Girl Offering Anal Love) in no time.
Platinum Pussy: It’s Everywhere You Want to Be!
Ladies, you've been pre-approved for everything you desire. Just learn to milk your man for every last drop that he's worth and it's truly priceless.
So You Farted in His Bed
Looks like your boyfriend caught wind of your poor bedside manners. Now's a good time to blow hard on his weather vane.
The 5 Most Common Ways Women Shave Their Pubic Hair
Pubic hair is the roadmap to a girl's personality. The shaved look is giving you the all clear, but slow down if you find yourself in the school zone.
An Idiot’s Guide to Her Sexual History
Here's how to figure out your girlfriend's true number. Because Sexual History is one class your college doesn't offer... at least not yet.