Diary of a Purple-Haired Woman
What possessed me to dye my hair purple, I cannot say. It all started with DIY hair bleach and three bottles of Gentian Violet. And it got worse from there.
Tag: Women
Having Sex With My Girlfriend on Her Period
Even though my ex was constantly in the mood for sex, I willfully abstained through her first four periods. Then we hit the bloody sheets.
The Facebook of Sex
With the Facebook of Sex, you can find out your sex partner’s favorite positions, if she likes giving blowjobs, and other relationship stuff.
Preserving My Slut Factor is Hard Work
You know those girls who walk out of a building and every penis within a 10-mile radius starts either begging its owner to turn around, or tucking itself and quivering in shame? You might not know it, but that, ladies and gents, is your slut factor.
Qing Fo, the Chinese Squid Woman
Qing Fo, the Chinese Squid Woman, is the biggest mystery in the history of China. Now if your stupid dog would shutup, maybe I could tell you her story!
Don’t Be THAT GIRL
You know THAT GIRL. In fact, you probably know all ten sizes, shapes, and types of her. And you wonder if she'll ever learn...
Guy’s Guide to “Making Your Move” on a Girl
Here's how to make a move on a girl. Sure, you can play grab-ass on the dance floor or makeout in a dark corner all night, but eventually you'll need this hookup-at-home tutoring.
Jen the Fat
Fat, annoying coworkers are a lot like pieces of candy. All it takes is one... okay one more. Mmm, I'm just going to take the whole dish.
How to Argue With Females
A step-by-step guide to winning arguments with women - including cheap shots and techniques to break down your girlfriend.
The Future of Equally Horny Women
Historically, men have always been the hornier of the two sexes. But what would happen if women suddenly juiced up their hormones?
Guide to Sleeping with Women
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
Stupid Questions Only Girls Ask
Every girl comes armed with a standard set of annoying questions designed to break men down. Don't get caught with your pants down.