There is no journalistic integrity and there never was. There's only the dogged pursuit of money, power, fame, and orgasm. And I'm pretty sure Spock knew that.
Tag: Primal Urges
You probably don't want to go to Ferguson, MO. But should you go, here are five things to check out there, the third most fun place in North St. Louis County.
Listen up, fat people: don't let Big Government tell you how large your soda can be, or that you need to get an hour of exercise a day. Start being fat and proud.
Unmanned drones are killing innocent humans every day on this planet, but all of that is weak sauce compared to a fictional methamphetamine empire TV show.
As someone who has misbehaved at funerals in the past, I have learned the hard way what is and is not acceptable behavior at a funeral. Heed this advice at all times.
The City of Detroit has decided they like Robocop so much they're making it a reality by going bankrupt. Welcome to Future Dystopian Detroit!
The only reason that anyone has an opinion anymore is not because of any kind of search for truth, it’s because they are looking to get paid.
Any asshole can write a list of things they hate about list-oriented comedy with little effort. It takes a more sophisticated asshole to make fun of list-writing list-haters, in list form.
I fill out my ballot based on a system I invented years ago that has nothing to do with any kind of informed opinion of anything. I am awesome like that.
If you have oil, the US will come in and take it in the name of God and Country because we're patriots. And that's not the kind of reality I want to face, so I watch football.
We, as a species that made up hours and days to provide ourselves with some sense of order in an overcooked burger of a universe, want to believe that things change. But they don't.
We need to believe in stuff, and stand up for the stuff we believe in. We will not be controlled by a society that allows an economy to benefit only a select few. ...Right?