Shady Hills Youth Soccer Club’s U-8 Girls Team is Not Meant to Be Fun
A 6-2 record with one game left? With five players training at Elite, we should be undefeated. Heck, we should shut out every team in this league.
A 6-2 record with one game left? With five players training at Elite, we should be undefeated. Heck, we should shut out every team in this league.
You kids have so much in common. He loves dogs, too. He just can’t be in the same room with them. He’s highly allergic. To everything.
Who better to replace dad than a late night comedy host, who is charismatic, funny, and probably screams at their unpaid interns?
Paying muggle coach to lie about child’s participation in West Coast quidditch team California Dobbys.
Attempt to order Chinese food online. Discover credit card is maxed out. Head into kitchen with acute sense of impending doom.
Raising sons is hard. There are a lot of ways you can screw up your son and add another example of toxic masculinity to society.
I Love My Car Package: This package is specially designed for those whose 16th birthday was the greatest moment of their life.
"Is this because you just lost your job? We’ve been through this, you’re an excellent reporter and they had no right to fire you! You won a Pulitzer!"
Honey Bunches of Oats > A Small Amount of Good Stuff Swimming in a Large Amount of Oats
I made the brownies with one hand while reading for my ChickLits book club. Sleep is a societal construct! I think I’m starting to hallucinate.
I am the genetic material of two people who cut coupons, enjoy bird watching, and decorate their home with "live, laugh, love!" signs from TJ Maxx.
Masters in Accounting: Think about how much fun you have filing your taxes every year and imagine getting to do that every day!