Dear Liquor…
Alcohol: it's been by your side as long as you can remember. But now there are a few grievances it must accept to continue being consumed.
Tag: Observations
The Mind of a Single Guy, Part 2
Another day in the life of man versus his own brain. Sometimes it's a ball-busting struggle.
Return of the Mack (Hardcore Remix)
Helpful hints for transforming your unquestionably lame presence with the ladies into a viable weapon of seduction.
Clowning Miss America 2004
The 2004 Miss America Pageant may be shorter, skimpier, and less talent-based (thank God), but that won't stop it from sucking even worse.
Internships: The Corporate Travesty
It's hard to imagine companies funneling hard-earned revenues into temporary employees who build Styrofoam cup villages.
Beer Goggles for Women
Men have always thrown out all standards after enough drinks. Now women can feel the same uninhibited satisfaction with these female beer goggles!
The Mystery of the Campus Shuttle
A compelling college transportation drama. 'Unit 3, we have an unmarked shuttle headed for the abandoned warehouse. Unit 3, I repeat...... Unit 3?'
Credit Cards Gone Wild!
First credit cards were plastic. Then they were gold, silver, and platinum. What element will gain financial stardom from VISA and the scientists next?
Cell Phones: The Gift and the Curse
You love to hate cell phones, but you can't live without them. It's about time someone gave some static back to the mobile industry.
On Top of the Clothesline and Dreaming
How do you get rid of ants in your pants fifteen minutes before work starts? You snipe-pinch them of course!
Get Wasted at Emory
An actual flyer distributed around the Emory University campus promoting an event celebrating drinking and getting plastered.
Sell Ticket-Fighter Hangtags at YOUR School
Make extra cash at college selling fake parking hangtags. Everyone loves the sketchy campus dealer!