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Ladies, you've been pre-approved for everything you desire. Just learn to milk your man for every last drop that he's worth and it's truly priceless.

You find a bottle of Bacardi outside your dorm. Do you: Bring it inside and share the wealth? Or, guzzle it all down and meet your END?

Unfortunately, Hannah Montana (aka Miley Cyrus) is destined for celebrity slutdom just like Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears.

Plagued by guilt over your naughty habit?! Learn the no-fail rationalization for self-pleasure through the six-step acronym known as RADISH.

Those damn hippies are still at it. Fortunately, they also pay enough to convince college kids to sell anyone on the woes of the environment.

It's the one week associated with everything debaucherous and you're stuck at home. Oh sure, it has its upsides...for about 12 hours.

Eventually, the unlucky day will come when you catch a glimpse of your roommate's goods. Are you prepared for the awkward aftermath?

A day in the life of woman versus her own brain. Sure, females come off all complicated, but deep down, it's the same instinctive thought process.

It's not that you're cocky, it's just that if you have a big penis, everything seems to fall in place. From the classroom to between her legs.

It's your typical off-campus house party, highlighted by the obligatory keg or three. But did it really meet all your expectations?

Think you rank with the best of the best, most hardcore college students? Not so fast cowboy, you have to take this quiz first.

In order to minimize your academic workload and maximize your partying time, you must learn to spot and take advantage of bullshit opportunities.