A Crash Course on Practicing Gratitude
The cool thing about being grateful is that any time you sense a challenge, you can thank it, and then you win.
Tag: Life
I Am Your Abandoned Pandemic Bike and I Will Not Be Ignored
What does your couch give you that I don’t?
What Your Favorite Deity Says About You, After We Called and Asked
Ganesh, God of New Beginnings: I'm all for New Year's resolutions, but I bet you ten rupees she uses that annual yoga studio pass exactly once.
First-Degree Burns from a First Grader
Kid: I like your new shirt, Mama! Me: Thanks! Kid: I like how it makes you look like you have a big baby in your belly.
Six Superfoods to Boost Your Immune System and Keep You from Dying of Boredom
Thanks to their tapering form, carrots are a real bitch to peel and cut up without slicing a finger. They are an accident waiting to happen.
12 Charles Dickens Characters Who Are Handling the Current Socioeconomic Climate Just Fine
Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) – Not just surviving, but THRIVING. Has gone from billionaire to trillionaire during all this.
How to Know God Has Been Sneaking Around Your House Lately
Your home library is all Bibles. I mean, uhh, could He make it any more obvious? The Bible is His favorite book!
Your Honor, Have You Heard of the Mandela Effect?
You can’t convict me for something a parallel universe version of myself did.
I Opened This Neighborhood Florist Shop Because I’m Thirsty for Power and You, My Employees, Better Be, Too
Here at Barb’s, we think big. We think brutal. We think volume-discounted wholesale gladiola bulbs.
Seeking Housing: A Tiresome Text Exchange
This apartment is in Verto Heights, in the only Swap Zone of the city. About 11% of the Salt Lake City apartments are in this zone.
It’s an Honor to Be Your Band-Aid on This Momentous Vaccination Day!
I always dreamed of big things, like covering a knife cut on Mark Bittman’s finger, or a scrape on Usain Bolt’s leg, or being forgotten in Beyonce’s purse.
Mom, I Would Like to Watch the Cartoon Movie about Death Again
30 minutes in, dad dug his guitar out of the closet and then openly wept when he realized he had forgotten the chords to even the simplest song.