There is no better example of multitasking than being able to eat flat pasta, ground beef, tomato sauce, and three types of cheeses all in one dish.
Firstly, the phrase, “I know all the words to 'Space Oddity'” is not the best way to start off an application to NASA.
Now I know smart car person phrases like, “you can tell the water pump is going out when you press the radio button and water squirts out.”
"But look after I beat the display game, I found my kid and bought an entire shelf of Legos out of guilt. Okay?" ---Victor Andrade (Wichita, KS)
The swivel chair’s flying across the room, its arc through the air a simple yet astute critique of warming global temperatures.
Even though I am pursuing a stable career in human resources, please remember that I will always be your emotionally underdeveloped and insecure son.
You're a 31-year-old seventh grader living with the love of your life, and you're so unemployed it hurts. These tricks will keep your partner at bay.
I saw my own reflection on the screen of my computer and I was reminded of the oath I took when I accepted this job at Uber.
Between all the traveling and assassinating, it can be hard to focus on yourself as a hitman. What to do with yourself in retirement?
The man who started out in a brief cameo appearance has quickly become a series regular in my life, and things are getting weird.
Sorry for barging into your casting office, but I believe you're making a huge mistake. Dare I say it, a monumental casting blunder.
So you're interested in a career in ghost hunting, huh? You should know that the cameras will capture everything, so acting is important.