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Your caterwauling rendition of “Another One Bites the Dust” did not qualify as entertainment. The accompanying “moonwalk” was spectacularly dreadful.

Steal a seat from a pregnant woman who was about to sit down, then pull out a copy of "Angels & Demons" and bury your head in it.

We are keen to invest three decades of savings into your property and excited to put in our offer after looking for the perfect teardown for so long.

Some of you have commented on social media asking, “Why are you an angry lesbian who’s trying to take a nice man’s place at the Congress? Also, fat.”

If a troll eats my head, how will I spread the message that wielding trolls is a God-given right?

Many think this is about how teachers are underpaid and have to buy their own school supplies. But did you know that women call make-up "supplies?"

Okay, I know there’s “a lot” of blood. Yes, I know it’s all over the wool carpeting we had installed last week.

Expect showers outside. Please keep following the ban on indoor showers; it’s hard to believe it's been 20 years since the Great Water War.

The only thing that stops a bad kid with a dream is a good fully grown adult with a Twitter account. Please heed these social media tips.

This week’s tarantula would have proven less challenging if we had found it straight away, rather than four hours later during Tina’s sleepover.

What if I told you that I’ve got four laptop computers on my person at this very moment? Because that’s the reality of the situation.

Somebody will watch in confusion as a frustrated Jim Carrey thrusts his torso to explain where the parking garage’s car elevator will go.