If You Do This While Driving a Convertible, Things Will Definitely End Badly
Despite being on a winding mountain road, and wearing noise-cancelling headphones, rise over the wheel, lift your legs, and perform a handstand.
Ragna (Ronia) Smits
I'm an Anglo-American humor writer, artist, cartoonist, and cat guardian who grew up in England, the Middle East and Africa. My work has appeared in "The Yellow Ham," "Defenestration," "Robot Butt," "Points in Case," "Little Old Lady Comedy," "The Daily Drunk Mag," and various online and print anthologies. I live in the San Francisco Bay Area with my husband (and other wildlife). You can find me on Twitter @Zootgal68.
Comedy Writing
The Side Effects of Mytozarphaul
Impulsive purchases of garden gnomes. Contact your doctor immediately if you accumulate more than fifty, especially if where you live is very small.
- by Ragna (Ronia) Smits
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- June 21, 2018
A Fancy Cat Writes to His Least Favorite Cat Sitter
Your caterwauling rendition of “Another One Bites the Dust” did not qualify as entertainment. The accompanying “moonwalk” was spectacularly dreadful.
- by Ragna (Ronia) Smits
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- May 18, 2018