6 MORE Life Lessons They Won’t Teach You in School
Attention young and naive students of the world: reading is overrated, true love does not exist, and the most self-controlled people are often the most dangerous.
Tag: Guides
Four Ways to Enhance Your Online Dating Profile and Why You’ll Probably Still Be Single
From my own descent into the depths of online dating, I've compiled a list of four imperatives to guide anyone who thinks him or herself intrepid enough to give it a shot.
The 7 Worst Parts of Having a Food Allergy
Welcome to the world of genetic inferiority. You have been blessed with a body that throws fits and spasms because you ate something that is normal to eat.
7 Things I Want to See During the Apocalypse
It takes a special kind of fucked up to make the Apocalypse actually happen. You can't just wing a bad disaster and hope it wipes out the planet, you need well-planned chaos.
How to Get Properly Drunk for Your Next Big Party
Drinking isn't a one-size-fits-all activity, so how exactly are you gonna get drunk for your next party, office function, or family gathering? Here are 11 recipes for your next event.
DO NOT POST: 14 Predictable Facebook Status Updates
In our many years of scrolling, we have begun to notice how predictable and mundane each of our Newsfeeds has become. Here are 14 statuses you should always rethink.
7 Keys for Successful Living
Learn to be more open-minded, cultivate some patience, and for God's sake don't say the first thing you think of when a beautiful woman makes random conversation with you.
How to Ruin Music in 12 Easy Steps: Madonna’s MDNA Album
I used to really enjoy listening to music until I heard Madonna's new album "MDNA." Every fucking song on this record sounds the same: terrible.
17 Famous People’s To-Do Lists
People try their best to organize their lives every day, EVEN FAMOUS PEOPLE. And since I'm the creepo who spent hours tracking down all their to-do lists, check out what I found!
Tips for Practicing Safe Cyber Sex
Sex on the computer may seem a lot easier than sex in real life, but the truth is, there are plenty of risks involved in digital coitus, like catching a virus or revealing your fetishes.
13 Movies That Make the Apocalypse Seem Tolerable
Everyone knows the world is going to end in 2012: you, me, the Mayans, and George Lucas knew it all along. Rather than get all emo about it, why not embrace the situation?
Birds are Stupid Idiots: A Guide to Birds
A progressive biologist's guide to understanding and analyzing the 8 groups of birds and their general stupidity and ridiculousness. Because birds are the Earth's comedic gift to us.