How NOT to Order at a Sit-Down Restaurant
If you participate in one or more of the following 8 actions or behaviors, you are a monster, and you are cordially invited to eat fast food for the rest of your pathetic life.
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6 MORE Ways to Make Yourself Cooler
If you've ever been heartbroken or dumped, you know that shitty feeling that feels like you'll never come out from. Guess what? Now's the perfect time to bring everyone else down!
The Films of 2012: Unbridled Hope and Crushing Realities
For every awe-inspiring blockbuster or hard-hitting drama we fall in love with, there is always going to be an obnoxious remake. Here is a list of the big films coming in 2012 and what to expect.
Five Reasons You Should Never Trust Cats
Throughout history, cats had an uncanny ability to lull people into their graces with the innocence of kittenhood. Now we know they're sexual deviants that are full of shit.
5 Ways to Get Fired from Your Teaching Job
Only follow this list if teaching has made you suicidal, OR you're a teacher who just wants to have a little fun, and you've been looking for a career change anyway.
10 Potential Sidekicks for World Domination
Taking over a planet isn't easy. Your second in command will rally the troops, act as top henchman, and pick up a double burrito combo from Taco Bell when you're hungover.
57 Previously Unknown Movie and Music Industry Facts
Emma Watson said in interviews that she prefers Twilight because "it is more for girls and stuff." Similarly, Robert Pattinson lived entirely on Kellogg's Frosted Flakes to achieve his sparkly effect in Twilight.
Dealing with a Crazy Roommate
You're going to live with a nutcase someday, and in order to preserve your sanity, you're going to need some elite training tips in order to survive this experience.
Don’t Be THAT GUY, Part 2
Some of us are partial tools, some of us fade in and out of toolism, and some of us are just full-blown tools. Take a look in the mirror sometimes and tell yourself: "Don't be that guy."
The Ugly Truth: Childhood Films Through Adult Eyes
Films that seemed great when we were kids, chowing down Fruit Loops or trying to masturbate in privacy, can seem less than stellar when watched through cruel adult eyes.
The Posh Guide to Becoming a World-Class Stoner
We've all seen The Big Lebowski, and we all think we're The Dude, effortlessly cool when we smoke pot. But let me be the first to tell you, you're not The Dude. You're on the internet... reading!
7 MORE Things You Need to Know About Women
Did you know that women like men who are willing to share their erotic dreams? It's not like it REALLY happened, and women will appreciate your brutal honesty!