Fashion

Tag: Fashion

And if you don’t, let’s just say we have ways to make you like the way you look. I fucking guarantee it.

The color depicted stone tools, harpoons, and tears from assistants spilling searing hot Starbucks.

ONE hat per person—five chic Homburgs stylishly stacked on top of each other do NOT count as one.

US to UK: Simply adding an extraneous "u" to your US size now gets you the perfect fit across the pond.

Customer service sure isn’t like it used to be, you think, as you hear the entrance door jingle and feel cold air around your nether regions.

What I actually look like: I walk slowly and calculatedly because these shades are darker than I remember from last summer.

I, Your Ratty Underwear, give my consent to die a natural death.

Are you looking for anything specific today? Just browsing? Awesome—mind if I watch from the other side of the room?

You'd never know that it is an alive organism, save for the occasional dampness and an appropriate amount of mold that forms on the sleeves.

I’m going to call for an exorcist soon, and it just won’t do for her to be in her typical house-wear of leggings and a cozy sweater when he arrives.

Don’t you love it? It’s got a nice high collar, but three-quarters-length sleeves, so it’s not too formal.

I’m on thin ice with my manager, Trayson, and I can't afford another marinara mishap. Please, my job is on the line here.