I feel like such an idiot. How many times did I tell myself, “make sure you turn off the lights, lock the front door, and put out the grease fire."
Tic Tac Toe: a clever way to tell a girl you like her?
- Formed during a hot summer night in a small Kansas town - The absolute worst and most dangerous place to experience one is inside a motor vehicle
"Cozy" -- The smallest possible apartment we could legally claim is inhabitable.
Clip a small dumbbell to each middle finger and do three sets of 50 reps while reaching up and out with your arms.
It's a dog park, not Jurassic Park. Find somewhere else for your infernal Dogasaurus rex to run amok.
These symptoms could be from a directed energy attack or because you are fifty-ish and careening headlong toward "the big change."
There is no need to fixate on future problems before they arise by preemptively discussing a plan for an emergency situation which may never occur.
You didn’t wake up to be mediocre. That’s the job of the deadbeat still sleeping in your bed.
BrickUp developed bricks large enough to destroy data centers, but small enough to conceal from evil clones of Regis Philbin.
Q: Do members have to kill to show how committed they are? A: Our initiation ritual is to show everyone in the gang your Internet search history.
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