Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said, “If this is some sort of prank call, it’s not funny. I’m a busy doctor helping patients with real problems.”
I don’t appreciate your judgment. You hurt me deeper than any wound my son has inflicted with his sharp claws.
Sorry, say that again? Your boys were doing what? They were “hopping” on you?
As Your Primary Care Doctor, I Will Be Happy to See You in Three Weeks When Your Symptoms Have Passed
It’s true that in every other context “primary” means first in order. But words and their ordinary meanings can be misleading.
You’re willing to fight for what I deserve. You categorically accept my claim that, “This is not entirely my fault.”
It's the second night that gets tricky. That's when the bats come.
A pretty solid memory of that "Boy Meets World" episode where Cory’s mom gives birth to his younger brother.
Over at MEGOPharma we thought, why not repurpose this stuff to make some money?
Random people keep jostling you to get to the front of the amorphous blob you’ve been waiting in for 30 minutes.
As Your Virtual Doctor, I Can’t Give You the Results of Your Brain Surgery Until You Smash That “Like” Button
Patients need to smash that so my bosses can track the popularity of this service, which will result in more financial support from our advertisers.
You are pressing the button so hard that the spring mechanism has failed. Please stop pressing someone else’s button.
When I married my wife, I assumed all of her knowledge. That's how marriage works. Marriage means sharing everything.