It's the second night that gets tricky. That's when the bats come.
A pretty solid memory of that "Boy Meets World" episode where Cory’s mom gives birth to his younger brother.
Over at MEGOPharma we thought, why not repurpose this stuff to make some money?
Random people keep jostling you to get to the front of the amorphous blob you’ve been waiting in for 30 minutes.
As Your Virtual Doctor, I Can’t Give You the Results of Your Brain Surgery Until You Smash That “Like” Button
Patients need to smash that so my bosses can track the popularity of this service, which will result in more financial support from our advertisers.
You are pressing the button so hard that the spring mechanism has failed. Please stop pressing someone else’s button.
When I married my wife, I assumed all of her knowledge. That's how marriage works. Marriage means sharing everything.
It’s Enrollment Time Again and Our Revised Health Insurance Plan Avoids Confusion by Not Paying for Anything
This year, those in last year’s Rhea Gold Plus Silver Less Pro will, for example, be in the Mango Outie plan that has colossally different benefits.
I’m 89 years old and I’ve literally never seen Heimlich's Maneuver happen, and I’ve eaten at hundreds of sloppy lobster restaurants.
If the Phillie Phanatic Is Allowed to Get a Vasectomy, Whose Offspring’s Pelts Will I Use to Make a Luxurious Fur Coat?
The Phillie Phanatic can phuck off.
Your Final Semester of Dental School Will Focus Primarily on the Care and Maintenance of Your Future Office Aquarium
We will cover advanced topics in endodontics, and the selection, upkeep, and disposal of the countless tropical fish in your new dental office.
- You just met the person who will be intimately probing your body - Several people and bright lights surround you