This Soothing Victorian Era Ambiance Will Remind You That You Didn’t Die of Scarlet Fever at Age 13
Set aside your worries caused by modern nuisances such as technology, automobiles, and the invention of antiseptics.
Set aside your worries caused by modern nuisances such as technology, automobiles, and the invention of antiseptics.
With so much laughter and Vicodin flooding the streets during the daylight hours, powerful dream beasts emerge to rule the night.
"The rooms were comfortable, the food was exquisite and my husband and I had a glorious time in the pool until they released those piranhas.”
It wasn't uncommon to come down to the breakfast table and see my father carefully spooning some of the fumes into his coffee.
She used the same excuse for Lana's St Patty's party and my Ugly Sweater party last year.
Enjoys pretending to teeter on the brink of breakdown to gain physical and emotional labor from loved ones.
Climbing out of my grave, I savor the autumn air before dusting off my outfit: an oversized cardigan, plaid scarf, Uggs, and Lululemon leggings.
It sounds like it’s coming from… Oh, Dave says it’s his heart beating quick, stealing glances at his beautiful new bride.
In 1960 at our Annual Goat Blood-A-Palooza & Family Fun Day, we saw a vision of you, the chosen one. We’ve been trying to sabotage you ever since.
You can imagine what my relief will be when I go under for my final rest, a sleep from which I’ll never wake up disappointed.
"Yeah, it’s cool, I’ll just lay here—lie here?" I’ll mutter, as you clamber out of your, I don’t know, 2012 Ford Fusion, with a Phish decal.
Are you sinister enough? Do you relish the insulin whiplash of your grand-twit's metabolism as he devours a Werther’s Originals from your hand?