Crime | Points in Case

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You ever notice how in Los Angeles the dirt is a brownish-red color, but in New York it’s a reddish-brown color?

We take pride in our product. We know that there is no better feeling than tossing a big burlap sack over your shoulder after a big heist.

In the distance, you hear the echo of someone repeatedly muttering, “Mingus Ah Um.”

I’ll cut to the chase-Please stop running blackjack tables out of the CubeSmart.

Give in to this workshop not by writing, but by taking turns asking for more condiments, plates, and silverware as I stash them in my purse.

How many of the hostages are in relationships? 12? Do they seem like they’re happy?

YOU FORGOT MOM’S BIRTHDAY! IT’S TODAY! BUY HER A PRESENT HERE NOW!

Consider that if you had stolen a different car (like my neighbor’s Prius, as an arbitrary example) and left mine unharmed.

Some of us are in it for the monk-ing and not the "reluctantly helping to investigate a crime despite the suspicion it draws upon themselves"-ing.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be in charge of spreading a bit of autumnal spirit throughout the organization?

We at Amazon want to replicate every part of the brick-and-mortar experience, and that includes the sweet sweet thrill of shoplifting.

You think you know a person and then they run off with 29 of your closest friends to do a smash-and-grab.