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If that’s not bad enough, the elk start head-butting each other out of sheer horniness for all to see. It’s like living in a frat house.

I’m better off without you. You are so frustrating and judgmental. I have never done anything to wrong you, but yet, you still can’t stand me.

What should have been a detailed account of how you navigated the labyrinth of deception and red herrings is forever tainted by an itchy throat.

"I’m fiscally conservative in Q1" or maybe just a simple ":(" ?

The only thing that stops a bad kid with a dream is a good fully grown adult with a Twitter account. Please heed these social media tips.

Let’s be honest, everyone wants to play the guitar. What you need are beginner guitar lessons from an undiscovered genius.

What if I told you that I’ve got four laptop computers on my person at this very moment? Because that’s the reality of the situation.

Before writing me off as some vengeful psycho, consider that this little dog thought it was funny to lick Lucy’s face without her consent.

Don't cry in a work bathroom---a co-worker or boss might see your shoes, hear you crying, and think you poop too hard.

Apparently, my haters think I’m ‘off the hook’ but in a bad way, something I didn’t even know was possible.

#15: A renewable source of shitty Target sweaters through the year 3035. #18: Stopper for a Jiffy Lube grease pit.

20 registers, all manned by 20 identical managers. They turn all at once and, eyes glowing yellow, sing “Derrick’s not here! Derrick’s not here!”