Depending on how gross the thought is, I’ll either do a full “tut tut” or just a simple tongue cluck. It’s an art, really.
Pa was hard at work at his moonshine-still turning cotton into cotton gin. Grandpa was reading the paper. The paper was also Southern.
For safety, we’re tying you right to the tip of the rocket—far from the hot hot thrusters. You’ll also get plenty of SPF to protect you.
1851: As railroads begin crisscrossing the nation, NASA constructs its own line of over 300 feet of railroad track going straight upward.
I offered to shapeshift so that I look exactly like Kevin or even just wear a baseball cap if it would be helpful.
People I trusted to think through issues started quoting slogans I didn’t understand. “The dead are better off remaining dead,” they would say.
Millennials and Gen Z don’t understand how valuable a sense of camaraderie is, or how important mistress time is.
Eaten an Oreo without twisting it open and gnawing out the cream; just bit right into that motherfucker.
He’ll make sure every American has access to basic libido killers, like subscriptions to the Criterion Channel and graphic tees that say “Mommy’s Little Gamer.”
Kit is just as ready to play as she is to teach your little one about life during the Great Depression!
Peabody, Maynard, Wantwit, Athol, Muckspout: fastest route to Muckspout or scathing flurry of insults?
9:45 AM: “Talk to me,” I say, as I answer my phone.