Finally, Some Representation for Virgins in Politics!
He’ll make sure every American has access to basic libido killers, like subscriptions to the Criterion Channel and graphic tees that say “Mommy’s Little Gamer.”
Tag: America
If American Girl Dolls Were Too Historically Accurate
Kit is just as ready to play as she is to teach your little one about life during the Great Depression!
Town in Massachusetts or Archaic Insult?
Peabody, Maynard, Wantwit, Athol, Muckspout: fastest route to Muckspout or scathing flurry of insults?
My Typical Day in Washington DC, As Imagined by Aunt Susan
9:45 AM: “Talk to me,” I say, as I answer my phone.
Happy New Year! Don’t Live in a Van
I know you’ve seen the TikTok reels and DIY YouTube videos, but you do not want to live in a van.
Now Here’s MSNBC’s Steve Kornacki with Our Basic Math
It’s still early, but if the projections hold—and they should—Jimmy now sits comfortably at seven apples. Not a huge margin, but a significant one.
Terrible Game Shows That, for the Love of God, Should Never Be Created
Awful shows like "Who Wants to SEE a Millionaire?" and "DATE… MY… PODIATRIST!"
Op-Ed: Should Op-Ed Writers Be Allowed to Commit Crimes?
Do opinion writers share the same responsibility to obey the law as the rest of the world?
Welcome to Presidential Park, Where, Thanks to Our Dubious Understanding of Scientific Ethics, American History Comes to Life
Presidents are coming along nicely. I watched as a tiny Grover Cleveland push, push, pushed his way out of a synthetic eggshell.
Let Me Use This Wedding Toast to Announce My Candidacy for President
What Ben saw in Liz in line at Sweetgreen is what I see in America every single day.
All Politicians Are the Same
All politicians want to have sex with Paul Rudd.
How Dare You Accuse Me, Bro Country Star Tripp Haystack, of Misogynistic Lyrics?
When people told me they thought this song was about sexual relations, this corn-shuckin’ country boy was shocked.