She raised a wand and twirled it in the air. She chanted, “Dawn and Palmolive, Scotchbrite and Ocelo, you’re not allowed to do the dishes no more-lo.”
While I may have had a “GR8 Summer” and “hittin’ up the pool or sumthin'," I did not take your advice to be my authentic, off-the-hook self.
Over two million square kilometers of sparsely populated land makes for an ideal getaway for those times when you really want to be alone.
Is there a changing area? I was thinking of wearing my cycling gear for the riding events because of the butt padding—makes my thighs look amazing.
Brandon must now provide me with affection and companionship under penalty of Federal prosecution.
Or you know when you have a bottle of champagne and you need to release the cork and you loosen it with your thumb? I invented that.
The couple described the aesthetic of the reception venue as farmhouse chic. Notably, the bridesmaids were dressed as mason jars.
Quarter of a Quarter Life Crisis: Age 6. You will cope by throwing tantrums before bedtime and refusing to share your trucks with Jeremy.
I hear what you’re saying: this really clashes with the overall narrative we’ve built up in the past century.
Look forward to a wide variety of items in your CSA box like kale, swiss chard, baby kale, frisee, dino kale, a bunch of spiky weeds, and red kale.
Instead of computer hacking, the heroine’s special skill is replicating the fruit bouquets from Edible Arrangement.
Grandpa would have appreciated that I identified the lighting near the casket as the best to showcase my stunning collection of floral maxi skirts.