17 Famous People’s To-Do Lists
People try their best to organize their lives every day, EVEN FAMOUS PEOPLE. And since I'm the creepo who spent hours tracking down all their to-do lists, check out what I found!
Tag: Celebs
The Kardashian Rise to the Bottom
As I sit on my couch watching an Armenian family dressed in cheetah print argue, I think to myself, "What does it take to keep up with the Kardashians?"
Christmas with the Kardashians (Black Tar Prophecies, Vol. 2)
My name is Copernicus Thunderbird, and we're all fucked if Christmas goes down the way I think it will. What you need to understand is that the Kardashians are going to destroy Earth.
iSorry, But Steve Jobs was a Dick
What Steve Jobs did was create an army of narcissistic, self-centered, self-absorbed, zombie clones by sucking their very souls into his world like Shang Tsung.
20 Ambiguous New Chuck Norris Facts
Since I am a de facto dude, and since Chuck Norris is a first-ballot dude Hall-of-Famer, I'm going to explore the future of Chuck Norris statements of superhumanity.
A Cheat Sheet to Help You “Go Sheen” on Life’s Obstacles
Everyone's life needs a little excitement, so I've created this simple cheat sheet to help you go Sheen on life's obstacles. You are a winner, correct?
Is “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” Really That Perfect?
Rolling Stone and Pitchfork both gave 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' a perfect score. Not a great score, not an 'almost amazing, a perfect score. Is it deserved?
The Truth about Mel Gibson
Personally, I've always thought Mel Gibson was a pretty decent actor. Then it occurred to me that he wasn't acting when he played most of those roles.
Clash of the Titans: Rap Moguls Collide
A cheat sheet for everything you need to know about the three titans of the rap business (aka whoring yourself out): Jay-Z, P Diddy and Birdman.
The Five Most Ridiculous Sunglasses in Hip-Hop
What was once an innocent tool to protect your eyes from UV rays has been transformed into the most grotesque fashion statement in history.
The 10 Worst Movies Since Rebello Ripped Hollywood a New One
Five years later, Hollywood continues to pump out an overwhelming number of terrible movies. I sorted through five years of shit for the worst.
Celebrity Sex Tape Review: R. Kelly, Kim Kardashian, Verne Troyer, Colin Farrell, Paris Hilton
Famous sex tapes reviews including R. Kelly, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Colin Farrell, Lauren Conrad & Verne Troyer. No celebrity stone unturned!