Doing Acid at a Kanye West Concert
I have no clue where I am, and I think the world is ending. Lasers are shooting at me from the stage, and Kanye West is there, dancing and singing like a 14-year-old girl.
Tag: Celebs
Overdone Celebrity Crossovers
Increasingly, sports stars are trying to sing and dance, and entertainers are trying to throw and catch. Spare us the misery.
Paris Hilton Sex Tape Interrupted By Fred the Pizza Guy
People across America are ordering pizza using the alias 'Paris Hilton.' But only one man delivered to the real Paris: 'It's fucking Fred.'
Saddam & Martha: Penitentiary Pals
The recently de-classified, scintillating correspondence between two desperate and impassioned prisoners! Yes, you can cook with Vaseline.
Move Over, Chuck Norris
You weaseled your way up to pop culture icon status for little more than your roundhouse kick, but now we've found your replacements Chuck.
Why America is Better Than England
We won the war, we drive on the right side of the road, and we could care less about Victoria Beckham. Clearly, the U.S. is better than England.
Brangelina’s Wedding Day Story!
An imagined play-by-play of the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie wedding, complete with celeb baby girls Suri and Shiloh going wild.
Why Canada is Better Than America
If Canada is America's hat, it's the kind that's so big on your head that it swallows your face. Plus, like, Canadian chicks are way hotter.
Random Anti-Chuck Norris Fact
Random Anti-Chuck Norris Fact
Things That Make Me Want to Buy the New Kanye West CD
<p>1. His recent Zach Galifianakis <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/us/featured/video/x2nzrs_kanye-west-cant-tell-me-nothin-feat_music?from=rss">collaboration.</a><br /><br />2. Putting 50 Cent's <a href="http://www.sohh.com/articles/article.php/12276">money where his mouth is.</a><br />
Chuck Norris Facts Strike Back
Chuck Norris Facts Strike Back
Trey Parker: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Going down to South Park going to see if I can't... engage in sleazy ransacking, hot tub hookuping, 50-pound pussy sleeping, all in Trey Parker's house.