Christmas Jokes

Top 10 funny things about Christmas:

  1. Festive songs, with mysterious lyrics… A Partridge in a Pear Tree?!: All Twelve Days of Christmas Explained
  2. Pretending really bad presents are just what you always wanted..: ‘Tis Better to Receive
  3. …Really bad presents like this one to you all from PIC : Free 3D Christmas Tree Screensaver
  4. Three wise men, bring Gold (Wise), frankincense (What?) and myrrh (Why?): Traditional Christmas Wisdom
  5. CD and DVD boxsets are released for all the wrong reasons: Christmas Tool Time
  6. “Alternative” Christmas cards: Merry Christmas Everyone!
  7. The next day, hungover, tired, and you have to face a houseful of relatives: The Day After Christmas
  8. The gradual replacement of “Christ” with “X”: Putting the X in Xmas
  9. Christmas babies who suffer combination presents: Christmas Birthday Pros and Cons
  10. The biggest and worst childhood lie – Santa: Santa is Coming!