Top 10 Funny Things About Pets

Pets Jokes

Top 10 funny things about pets:

1. Their owners can be pretty evil, because let's face it, most of them take away their pet's manhood: Pet Owners are Evil
2. You tend to miss them more than your parents when you're at college: Heavy Petting
3. Unlike us, they don't care where they take a shit: Total Crocs: Suze Orman, Otehr People's Pets, and Old People
4. Pet shops are always the same size as a convenience store: British Sitcom
5. For some reason people like to get them involved with drugs: How to Be a Drug Dealer
6. Even though it's sad, they die because of how stupid people can be sometimes: If My Life was a Sitcom
7. It doesn't matter what kind of animal they are, they all make awesome best friends: Fighting Fire with Firefighters
8. Pet names are not only used for animals, but also for party days and for your wittle Yogi Bear (lover): Underage Speed-Breeding
9. People can be assholes because they make theirs turn into a modern-day Garfield: 8 Things I Hate, Period
10. There's a such thing as a Chia Pet: Four True Villians and Their Stories