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As your family's restaurant server, I'll be: waiting for you to order, waiting for you to leave, and waiting for your daughter to turn legal.
What is it about summer that makes writers wax poetic, and women wax Brazilian? You have a good three months to think about it.
There are certain times in your life when you just laugh, laugh, laugh. Still, it's common courtesy to ask if he's alright after you catch your breath.
Your Christmas might vary between the type of family and amount of unconsciousness, but it probably doesn't get any less depressing.
I mean just look at her. Look all around you. Comedy breathes all around us when we're hanging out in the dorm, or running into poles.
For a show with hilarious characters as well as poignant truths, The Office hits in all the right spots. Yeah, that's what she said.
Sometimes a good thing that turns out to be a bad thing can be a great thing. Double meat, double cheese, zero regrets.
If you want your friend's friends to like you, you've got to show some common interest in generic music, beer, and their girlfriends.
2007 is going to be a big year. Just thinking about it puts this smile on my face that lets everyone know I'm in over my head. Over my head.
Think that slut on your floor is the only one getting around campus? The shuttle bus is your chance to make
The premise for this week’s throwdown is pretty simple: Exactly what are the worst traits a girl could have?
Reports and wisdom from a college grad lamenting the end of dining hall food, forbidden dorm sex, and a complete lack of responsibility.