Hidey Ho Gang! I am wickedly hungover right now. It's Wednesday, and that means…Questions of the Week!!! Yay. Answer the hell out of these things.
Bones came up with this hard-fucking-core rhyme:
"i've got a million bitches hangin on my cock,
but they don't love me they just crave the rock."
A friend back in North Dakota wrote:
"The weekend comes and I break a lot of glass.
My once fat wallet gets anorexic on my ass."
In my early rap career I wrote this little ditty:
"I'm blastin' like an assassin.
I'm the ninja who pinned you.
I don't mind — you jack off so much yer blind."
1. Yeah, luckily I didn't pursue a job in hip hop too long. Got any sweet rap lines you wrote in high school?
2. Obligatory sex question: For a joke I bought my friend Judah Ben clown porn for his SDSU graduation. I'm still a little disturbed by what I saw. This Halloween I saw Star Wars Cartoon porn. What's the weirdest porn you've ever seen? And try to limit the poop talk. That shit makes me want to barf.
3A. I just watched a preview for "The Love Guru." It made me want to punch myself in the nuts. Any movies look so bad to you, that you'd punish yourself for merely catching a glimpse of the advertisements? 3B. Better yet, any ads so bad you want to hurt somebody defenseless?
And if you haven't seen my new Facebook event (Bones started it), you're missing out on many laughs. Also, it's Nick Gaudio's birthday everybody (I only know because of Facebook).
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=45514637027
that's supposed to be me as Obama. Bones did it.