-"Hibiscus"

"Every morning I greet my breakfast; hello toast! wassup eggs! hibiscus!"

-"Amorphous"

"Daddy got laid off at the plant and can't provide A-mor-pho-us."

-"Gelatinous"

"We have to wear knee pads but gelatinous skate without helmets?"

-"benevolent"

"Dan helped me out benevolent me no money."

-"verisimilitude"

"ya know, you look verisimilitude this guy I know."

-"isotope"

"We are always arguin. She say brown and isotope."

-"acquire"

(redneck voice) "Acquire touched my butt!"

-"Pulchritude"

"They says there's diseases in the beef …and the pulchri-tude!"

"Document"

-"document I is gonna die SOON!?!?"

"syllabus"

-"they need to take all these crack heads, put them on the syllabus and ship em off to crazy land."

"Associate"

-"your cookies are delicious…that other place, their cookies as-SO-ciate!"
or-"lisa thought the cookies were really good…associate all a dem"

"desirous"

-"ya daisies are comin in fine but desirous just won't bloom."

"cantankerous"

"military dudes know what they doin…you send in the jets to mess up everything and then you cantankerous a dem dudes out…them things are indestructable!"

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