Shopping for a new car, which ones me? A cool convertible or an SUV?

I didn't know that my credit was whack, now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact!

F-R-E-E, that's spells free, credit report dot com, baby.

Saw their adds on my TV, thought about going but was too lazy.

Now Instead of looking fly and rollin' phat, my legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at.

F-R-E-E, that spells free, credit report dot come, baby.

FreeCreditReport.com, BABY!

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