This is the picture I took of Barry at a mutual friend's birthday party.

It was the first time we had met and I liked how nice he was.

Barry hit on me, and I was probably going to let him have sexual intercourse with me that night…but unfortunately the only problem was the pukey green color of his party hat had turned me off.

It reminded me of a bad experience I once had at camp when I was 13 years old.

If it had been any other color though….