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Where was I? How high is high? Why was I sitting there? Had I been sleeping the whole time? Is all of life a dream, as Descartes once suggested?
Thor, Thorvald, Thorrson, Thorfinn and crew had the New World in their grasp, save for one crucial mistake.
Seven ways our left-wing fellow citizens aren't that different from you or me, the Trump-supporting majority.
I haven't been paying that much attention to you - but what I can say with complete certainty is that your jacket is not as cool as mine.
However it plays out, someone will target you, steal from you, and leave you angrier than you’ve ever felt in your life.
Strap in for a brews cruise around the world, from that guy who drinks a lot and probably knows stuff. Probably. Ehh, either way.
When you take a shower, your brain releases these chemicals called "neurons" that swim around in your brain and increase thought processing.
I stay up nights worried that my boys will not strive to be anything more than the chairman of the board of directors for a Fortune 500 trans-Atlantic conglomerate.
I don’t need my dead body being jabbed into on a cutting board by doctors. I'd rather help the humanities with their flow of corpses.
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I love Gabe. He's half me. And I’m sure that fact has something to do with his literal clinginess to Kristina's quadruple-D, turn-to-see milk-pillows.
When the Magic School Bus Program was canceled due to budget cuts, Ms. Frizzle took the opportunity to retire.