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But we do maintain strict adherence to Rome’s Four Cardinal Virtues: Stoicism, Beauty, Justice, and the most important one of all—Orgies.

Static cracked between the two big sort of metal pole things with a bauble on top, sort of like a butterfly net for lightning I think.

What makes the spills so frequent, the meets so cute? Is it the cheap, lopsided mugs?

“Oh. Well, I could try to grow a beard?” the Beast offers. “It’s just that it usually comes in kind of patchy."

Forward to 10 coworkers to lay them off for us, or get 9 years bad luck in your job search. 👋🍑

Sorry. This is awkward. We, uh, you know. On a raft? That was also a car? That you drove straight into the water?

Just because you don't need me to print those big Excel spreadsheets anymore doesn’t mean I don’t want my buttons fingered regularly.

I know we only met in passing at Brianna’s Axe-Throwing Farewell Party, but I got SUCH a great vibe from you.

Instead of scrutinizing the position of my butt, I would suggest admiring the lack of buttress in the position of my savings account.

Soon, I’ll have to decide which to marry. For now, we do a lot of courtship. One of them might stare at me, and I stare back.

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