Wolf Creek Horror and Soap Opera

Voyeur IM >> 12-27-05

courtjester5000: i just got back from the movies and realized I left the tags on my new jacket
courtjester5000:
Werewolf Mikey: hahah
Werewolf Mikey: too bad you can't return the MOVIE
Werewolf Mikey: am I right?
courtjester5000: omg
courtjester5000: you're so right
courtjester5000: they never tore our tix though
courtjester5000: can you get a refund a day later?
Werewolf Mikey: the best you can do
Werewolf Mikey: is see it again
Werewolf Mikey: that's the opposite
Werewolf Mikey: of what you want
courtjester5000: well, if i can see it again with the tags off....
courtjester5000: it might be a diff movie
courtjester5000: I'M NOT A PEEEERFEECT PEEEERSON
Werewolf Mikey: Tell me
Werewolf Mikey: what is THE REASON
Werewolf Mikey: for going to this movie
Werewolf Mikey: that you didn't like
courtjester5000: who said i didnt like it *COUGH*
courtjester5000: literally, i have allergies
courtjester5000: but if you must know
courtjester5000: the reason is....
courtjester5000: you.
courtjester5000: *repeat chorus*
Werewolf Mikey: I found a reason for me
Werewolf Mikey: what movie was it
courtjester5000: Wolf Creek
courtjester5000: "based on a true story" YA RIGHT
Werewolf Mikey: yea i'll say
Werewolf Mikey: that enough is a reason to start over new
Werewolf Mikey: with better ideas
Werewolf Mikey: the money's not exactly flowing in on that one, enough to make one howl
Werewolf Mikey: my guess is that company is up a creek
courtjester5000: without a wolf
Werewolf Mikey : barely up to your ankles
courtjester5000: it was a low budget flick anyway
courtjester5000: so theyre probably up shit's creek with a bottle of cristal
courtjester5000: fuck a paddle
Werewolf Mikey: just trying to keep their heads above water
Werewolf Mikey: soaking up the praise
Werewolf Mikey: that they suckered you out of your ticket price
Werewolf Mikey: I'd say you got hosed
courtjester5000: *too much to swallow right now*
courtjester5000: *she said as i pulled my cock out of her mouth for the 10th time*
Werewolf Mikey: without a paddle
courtjester5000: with the water around my ankles
Werewolf Mikey: that girl must have some ravenous hunger for the cock
Werewolf Mikey: you and your ladies
Werewolf Mikey: like a wolf in a henhouse
Werewolf Mikey: mmm mmm
Werewolf Mikey: bitch
courtjester5000: creek like a g to the back of the henhouse
courtjester5000: crack open some raw eggs if you know what i mean
Werewolf Mikey: get em while they embryos
courtjester5000: theyve gotta come out of their shell sometime
Werewolf Mikey: keep crackalackin
Werewolf Mikey: hot chicks baby
courtjester5000: they call me hard boiled
Werewolf Mikey: "let me so yo grill"
Werewolf Mikey: don't let them grab ya by the yolk
Werewolf Mikey: and steer you awry
courtjester5000: dont worry, im always wary
Werewolf Mikey: i'm always hairy
Werewolf Mikey: and they're prickling on the back of my neck
Werewolf Mikey: something's not right court
courtjester5000: where's the wolf NOW?
Werewolf Mikey: *a floor board creeks*
Werewolf Mikey: What was that!
courtjester5000: here you go again, crying wolf
Werewolf Mikey: Shh don't make a peep
courtjester5000: OR WHAT?? humpty dumpty gonna blow my house down??
courtjester5000: god you're so full of rhymes.
Werewolf Mikey: What is that a Crime?
courtjester5000: do it on your own time
Werewolf Mikey: I can't run the race, the pace is too fast I just won't last
courtjester5000: never goes away
Werewolf Mikey: I don't know what that means
Werewolf Mikey: I'm not an egghead like you
Werewolf Mikey: quit putting me in the hotseat with your fancy griddles
courtjester5000: don't get me all cooked up, i'll crack you open and expose you for the yellow-bellied coward you are
Werewolf Mikey: I'm not the one who keeps a shell around me
Werewolf Mikey: and doesn't let anyone get close
Werewolf Mikey: God it feels like I'm in the doghouse here
Werewolf Mikey: but you won't even talk to me anymore
Werewolf Mikey: We squabble so much back and forth
Werewolf Mikey: sounds like a broken record, same thing over and over
courtjester5000: mcgriddle me this, mcgriddle me that
Werewolf Mikey: old mcgriddle had a farm
Werewolf Mikey: and know what he grew there
Werewolf Mikey: LIES and SADNESS
Werewolf Mikey: frankly I'm NOT loving it
courtjester5000: and....hashbrowns?
courtjester5000: would you like that sour milk to go sir?
courtjester5000: i can wrap it up in pandora's mcbox if you'd like...
courtjester5000: or would you like to see our whine list?
courtjester5000: we have some eggscellent whites available
courtjester5000: and a few very fertile yellows
Werewolf Mikey: i've red them all
Werewolf Mikey: and they all taste like sour grapes to me
courtjester5000: this isn't how the fable ends...
Werewolf Mikey: what kind of cheesy establishment are you running here
courtjester5000: tell me its not true
Werewolf Mikey: don't tell me i've broken your heart
Werewolf Mikey: and made you feel all BLUE
Werewolf Mikey: Orange you happy now? This is what you wanted isn't it
courtjester5000: i told you im hard boiled BITCH
courtjester5000: you cant get to me without a knife
Werewolf Mikey: I can't believe I waited for you
Werewolf Mikey: Do you know how long I spent watching that pot
courtjester5000: there was a soft spot in my heart for awhile
Werewolf Mikey: now all that green is up in smoke
Werewolf Mikey: nothing gold can stay
courtjester5000: i know it hurts, but you burned me too
Werewolf Mikey: I used to love it when you'd turn me over easy
Werewolf Mikey: and give me backrubs
courtjester5000: everything was always sunny side up to you
courtjester5000: then you had to go and scramble things to hell
courtjester5000: i wish you would just let me fry in peace
Werewolf Mikey: You were always so cold to me
Werewolf Mikey: Look I'm no Mr. Coffee
Werewolf Mikey: but why can't we just let things simmer down
courtjester5000: well, you poured salt all over my wounds
courtjester5000: and i cant just live that down so over easily
Werewolf Mikey: I was trying to spice things up
courtjester5000: next time try peppering me with affection
courtjester5000: just a little here and there, that's all i ask
Werewolf Mikey: I was thinking more along the lines of hot sauce
Werewolf Mikey: you know how I love your grinds
courtjester5000: always overdoing it, mikey
courtjester5000: trying to overpower me with your flavor
Werewolf Mikey: I like doing it
Werewolf Mikey: You used to take it straight
Werewolf Mikey: and steaming hot
Werewolf Mikey: now you want everything sugar coated
Werewolf Mikey: you let me cool off
courtjester5000: look, i have something to tell you
Werewolf Mikey: break it too me fast
courtjester5000: ok, this won't be easy
courtjester5000 : but.....
courtjester5000: i'm really just a yellow skittle.
courtjester5000: DONT BE MAD PLEASE
Werewolf Mikey: Now you really got my kettle boiling
courtjester5000: i painted myself white so you'd like me!!!
courtjester5000: i thought you'd never know if you couldnt see the inside
courtjester5000: i thought it.....it wouldnt matter
Werewolf Mikey: You had to know I'd get inside of you sometime
courtjester5000: i knew things wouldnt cook right after that
courtjester5000: but i couldnt let go
Werewolf Mikey: I always figured you were a little fruity
courtjester5000: people always tell me i'm their LEAST FAVORITE
courtjester5000: I JUST WANTED YOU TO LIKE ME
Werewolf Mikey: Well you know what they say
Werewolf Mikey: After the storm, comes the rainbow
Werewolf Mikey: you should have told me
Werewolf Mikey: you should never be afraid to reveal your true colors
courtjester5000: can't we just take the lemon i have and make lemonade out of the whole thing?
courtjester5000: i promise no more lies
Werewolf Mikey: okay
Werewolf Mikey: but we're going to need lots of sugar...
Werewolf Mikey: Come here you.
courtjester5000: AWWWWW

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