College Quotes
"Dating is the most useless and rotten attempt by completely worthless individuals to establish a faulty image for somebody they wish to impress in a desperate, neurotic need for attention. Unfortunately, these phony people actually impress each other and end up producing ugly, noisy, gargoyle-like children. The genetic deformities inherent in the hideous smiles of their children only indicate the fact that they, like their parents, have NO FUTURES."
-Wesley, on the usefulness of dating
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About Ben Angell
Hometown
Worthing, UK
School
Worthing College
At a Glance
Hello, I'm a young writer from the south of England - a wonderful world of slags, chavs and general cretinism. I'd like to think that I possess a modicum of intelligence that allows me to stand out from the crowd, like an erection in the boys' changing rooms. Then again, I probably just seem like another pretentious tit.
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Cock on Board
"If I catch any one of you drawing another cock on my board, I'll draw one on your face!"
-An enraged Professor Stevenson's foolproof deterrent for anti-social behavior in her class
