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"This sucks, I only know one guy with cystic fibrosis and he's a real asshole."
-Sean, on the wonders of fundraising
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Cell Phone Pencil
Breanna: Erika, what are you doing?
Erika (sleep-talking): I'm pressing these.
(Erika grabs her phone and starts pressing random buttons)
Breanna: What?
Erika (annoyed): I'm pushing pencils!
-On old school sleep patterns
